the-uncensored-she:

Mr. Rock reminding you of the white male dominated entertainment industry’s racist fuckery.

just say it like it is

(via latebloomingphilosopher)

thekawaii-pizza:

Transparent Dillon Francis - Strawberry Gang for your dash

thekawaii-pizza:

Transparent Dillon Francis - Strawberry Gang for your dash

(via latebloomingphilosopher)

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

I guess Thor needed some pop tarts.

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

I guess Thor needed some pop tarts.

(via latebloomingphilosopher)

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

(Source: viejospellejos, via latebloomingphilosopher)

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via imlouderthanbombs)

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via latebloomingphilosopher)

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

(via ladyturian)

t-palmer:

I’ve always been a black sheep. That’s a hard thing to be until you find your calling in life. 

(via ladyturian)

12-gauge-rage:

elpatron56:

trevmm14:

indivisualist:

hoplite-operator:

Sonny Puzikas - Blooming Death

Hmmmm

Whut
indivisualist

Ahaha what

Russians: I keel you and even you over there and then I keel you again.

(via hoplite-operator)

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

(via weezelit)

nachalibre:

i’ve literally put 1.54 before because its all i could find in my purse and on my car floor and i had to make it homethe struggle is real

nachalibre:

i’ve literally put 1.54 before because its all i could find in my purse and on my car floor and i had to make it home
the struggle is real

(Source: eatingbacon7, via gitchoo)

thealaynearae:

👋👋👋

thealaynearae:

👋👋👋

(via dailyedm)