jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via imlouderthanbombs)

hellchesters:

And the silence will fall.

(via doctorwho)

(Source: mablenduh, via ichbinkira)

saladopoulos:

#evelyne brochu#[COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR]#[dials 911] ‘what’s your emergency?’ [heavy breathing] ‘hello?’ [muffled squealing] ‘ma’am are you alright?’ ‘ev e lyne bro chu’s…………di m p le s’#’i’m sending help immediately’ ‘h u rry it’s a gif this could go on for hours’#’ma’am it’s pronounced jiff’ ‘PEANUT BUTTER DIDN’T DO THIS TO ME’

katara:

funkies:

silent-dialogue:

what the floop this kid has better style than 99% of the male population

y’all better step ya crusty basketball shorts w socks n sandals game up this kids style game shits on the entirety of the male population

why yall actin like he can even put pants on by himself 

(Source: merman861015, via imlouderthanbombs)

historywars:

US soldiers in street combat in Rennes, France.

historywars:

US soldiers in street combat in Rennes, France.

(Source: stinkyqueef, via yaqtza)

Boom. Headshot.

(Source: ssophoo, via fuckyeahtf2)

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via yaqtza)

fckmebradley:

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.

(via yaqtza)

spartanzero-three:

GAAAAAAWWWWD DAMMIT CARL!

spartanzero-three:

GAAAAAAWWWWD DAMMIT CARL!

(via gunsnbulletsnstuff)

diane-yung:

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:
"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."
Denny turned once again, and walked far away.
The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.

what the fuck Denny’s

diane-yung:

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:

"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."

Denny turned once again, and walked far away.

The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.

what the fuck Denny’s